Is this a riot or are you just pleased to see me?
Why aren’t we holding hands and talking sweet?
I love you really, though I know no-one believes me.
There’s chaos every time we meet.

I can’t make sense of anything.
All I know is the party’s in full swing.
If we both just stopped for a minute.
I declare war and then you’d win it.

To tell you the truth, I thought I was shockproof.
Until I saw what you get up to.
When you think about it, it’s quite an achievement.
That after all I still love you.

Oh no, look what you’ve gone and done.
You’re creating pandemonium.
That song you sing means everything.
To me, I’m living in ecstasy.
My world’s gone mad, what did you do?

I’m telling perfect strangers that I still love you.